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Post by Edge Geraldine on Oct 24, 2011 8:17:11 GMT -4
Edge flopped onto the couch as he walked in to the common room. He had spent the whole day doing important things (he thought) and trying to pay attention in his classes (he didn't), so he was incredibly tired (supposedly).
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Post by ectobiologist on Oct 24, 2011 8:23:50 GMT -4
John stared at the ninja from behind the couch. The ninja was resting. Do ninjas even rest? ... That's a good question. But I digress. The couch was, in fact, a very good cover. He'd never see him! He could watch him for hooooours.
John pushed his glasses up; the kept falling down! He never had them fit, so they were kind of... You know, big. Not really a hinderance, they just made him instinctly push them back up every now and then, even if they hadn't dropped down.
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Post by Edge Geraldine on Oct 24, 2011 8:25:00 GMT -4
Edge tensed. Someone was watching him. someone incredibly nerdy.
He pulled his wand out as he leapt off the couch, all sense of exhaustion gone. His muscles were tensed, in case it was an assassin. Or his grandmother.
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Post by ectobiologist on Oct 24, 2011 8:29:37 GMT -4
Someone incredibly awesome you mean
John froze. Maybe he didn't see him. Yeah! He could always hope right? He slowly sank down to the back of the couch, until only the top of his head and fingertips showed. The ninja was better than he had thought. All he had to do was stay hidden watching him, and he wouldn't get hurt!... Maybe. Life had taught him differently.
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Post by Edge Geraldine on Oct 24, 2011 8:34:54 GMT -4
Edge sighed. It was the incredibly nerdy younger boy. "It's fine, John. You can come out, I won't hurt you." He sat back down on the couch. Being afraid for his life ruined all his chances of sleep. He pulled off his mask, grabbing a box of chocolate-covered pretzels. He was oddly hungry, for some reason.
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Post by ectobiologist on Oct 24, 2011 8:39:22 GMT -4
AND NINJA REMOVED HIS MASK! This must be the climax of the plot! Wait... If this was the climax, then the end must be near!
"NO DON'T EAT THAT!" John smacked the chocolate-covered pretzels out of Edge's hands. Whew! Another day saved by John Egbert! Du du du duuuuu! He should have a theme song for all his heroics! Save the world from ending du du du duuuuu!
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Post by Edge Geraldine on Oct 24, 2011 8:43:28 GMT -4
Edge blinked as the unendingly dorky boy slapped his pretzels out of his hand. His mind was in shock. "...you slapped my pretzel. How dare you."
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Post by Celty Sturluson on Oct 24, 2011 8:47:20 GMT -4
Celty saw how disastrous the entire encounter seemed to be. She walked over and grabbed the first year by the collar and dragged him back, writing. "Leave your ninja alone. He just came back from a mission and needs his sleep."
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Post by ectobiologist on Oct 24, 2011 8:48:27 GMT -4
"I saved you from doom! The world was going to end, man!" He smiled triumphantly, glowering at the pretzel laying on the floor. The world wasn't going to end. Not today! Not while John Egbert was around! Edge should be thanking him, huh? Who knew! A third year saving a seventh year, it was... Well, it was like an awesome movie plot.
Wait... He was being dragged. Somewhere. What was this?! He was being dragged away from the ninja that should be praising him!
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Post by Celty Sturluson on Oct 24, 2011 8:52:23 GMT -4
She stopped and placed John in the corner, blocking his escape. "Do not bother older students. When Edge is sleeping he needs his sleep." She would have thought this would be obvious, but John was a hopeless fangirl...and a first year...so he may not be very smart.
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Post by Edge Geraldine on Oct 24, 2011 12:00:26 GMT -4
Edge sat in shock. His pretzels. Gone. All because of John. He turned his head to look at the younger boy, his mind barely functioning. "My pretzels. Why?"
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Post by ectobiologist on Oct 24, 2011 17:03:57 GMT -4
"I saved you!" John just gaped at the ninja. Could he really not know?? "The world was going to end if you ate those pretzels! You don't understand?" The ninja looked so confused! It was as if his brain had just shut down... ... ... Robot ninja? EVEN COOLER! So his circuit board was just a bit fried! That was easily fixed! John was a failure pro at electronics! He had even made a few websites and browsers of his own. He rolled his shoulders back, fixing his posture and making him appear a bit taller. The robot ninja would be better in no time!
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Post by Celty Sturluson on Oct 24, 2011 17:26:38 GMT -4
Celty mentally rolled her eyes, the smoke at her neck beginning to thicken. "JOHN! I told you to leave Edge alone! It was rude of you to take his pretzels like that!" She made her font as spiky and angry looking as possible, writing directly in front of John's glasses so he would be sure to see it. If he didn't....Celty wasn't really sure what she would do. That would be horrible!
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Post by Edge Geraldine on Oct 25, 2011 8:21:40 GMT -4
Edge finally snapped out of his pretzel stupor. He shook his head and turned to Celty. "Celty-sama, it's fine. John meant well, he's just a little more idiotically nerdy eccentric than others." Edge picked up the box of pretzels, and laughed. There were still a few left! He began to munch on his beloved pretzels.
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Post by ectobiologist on Oct 25, 2011 8:34:03 GMT -4
John's face fell, his knees giving out and he collapsed to the ground. That was it then. The end of the world was near! He would never get a chance to see the world! To learn all the spells! To fall in love! To see all of the horrible wonderful movies in the world!
"How can you do that? You've doomed us all!"
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